Hey y'all, I love this website. It reminds me of when I was a kid growing up in Butler County. Yep things around there are not like they used to be. Now you have crazy things like pac-man video games, hoola hoops, and socialism. Boy, I remember the days when we had Presidents that were not born in Mombasa, Kenya. Yep, those were the good ol' days. Just sitting on my horse and letting the country air fill my nostrils. Why I remember buying my first horse for just 3 easy installments of $199.99, and they threw in the saddle free just to sweetin' the deal. -Billy Mays

I saw this site and it reminded me of my favorite Bible verse. -Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." Keep up the good work detectives! -Jules.

Goshen has some real nice areas to go riding. I prefer to ride my horse bareback, like the Native Americans that used to ride in the are before us. Keep up the good work and stop Horse/Large Animal Thievery!

I really like yall's site. Keep up the good work. Horse thief detectives for life!

For one score and three years I have proudly called this shining city of Goshen my native land. Goshen, as we all know, is Algonquin speak for "Land of the Horse People", a proud and majestic tradition we've carried up until the present time. Much like mystic Knights of Rohan, we've relied on these magical creatures to work our fields, tow our carts, and, in times where our maidens were infertile, bear our fruit. Often times I like to sit and watch the noble steed I was issued at birth, along with my surname and repeating rifle, gallop through the endless plains of this fertile countryside and I think to myself, "Could anywhere else on this great orb be as civilized? Could anywhere else be so great?" Surely, dear reader, you recognize the answer to this question is "No" and then after you punch me square in the face you ask why I would dare ponder such an absurd query, to which I reply "Because I am drunk on moonshine and what else is there to do in this town?" -Melvin Rutherford Bartholomew IV